Anxiety + Republican Debate

I get intense anxiety in situations I feel are awkward. I had to distance myself from 2 strangers in a Wawa when one said "So how are things?" (If anyone ever asks you this question, either walk away or pretend the person didn't ask it, it's a terrible question.)
So naturally tonight I watched the CNN-YouTube debate, which first off is an awful idea. I say this because the people who are educated and interested enough to submit a question to such a preliminary debate are the kind of people who think they are hilarious and clever, and usually aren't: Case in Point

The arguing in the beginning made me very uncomfortable, which made me question my interest in watching a debate in the first place. But for the sake of my education and my vote I survived. Mitt Romney looks the part, but I doubt he has the experience, plus he's an idiot. The two guys on the end (Hunter and something with a T), there was a reason for them being there. Giuliani sucked in the beginning but brought it back towards the end, still don't know how to feel there. McCain is so into Iraq he should probably run for president there. Huckabee was very Christian, but he spoke well and had very clear views. Fred Thompson... And Ron Paul probably doesn't have a shot in hell but he's got some great views, and he'll have my vote if he gets nominated (www.ronpaul2008.com).

So overall it was a waste of 2 hours I could have been playing Mario Galaxy.

Stupid Fat Idiot Cat

I live in a house where at any one time you'll see about 3 or 4 cats walking around. Probably around 8 total. And I just can't understand how anyone would want this thing walking around their house:



This thing would never last in my house, because if I saw it in the night, I'd probably act on instinct and kill it. Either that or run and pee myself in the safety of my bed. Ugh it's so menacing.

Finally the future is here.

What you see above is a new proposed currency for intergalactic travelers for use in the outer space. This was developed because earth money has been deemed unsuitable for extraterrestrial conditions. The new unit is the QUID and it's equal to about 6.25 british pounds.

Okay, I could care less what these things are worth, get rid of all earth currency and let's just use these things. They look like toys, and who doesn't love toys. Nazis, that's who. And also, grown ups. Imagine how bad ass you'd look whipping these bad boys out to pay for dinner. Keep the change my friend, I've got a QUIDflow like no other.

And so it begins

I'm not really sure where this is going, but hang on.